free the slaves

taking a shit

can you excuse me i have to go and free the slaves?

by you're a big one January 22, 2004

free the slaves

To jerk the bird or masturbate

Men watch porn and then free the slaves!

by Coach Tito August 19, 2006

Free The Slaves

taking FTS from free the slaves and using it as Fuck this Shit

It's too hot out here to do anything, free the slaves.

by maybekatie November 02, 2009

free some slaves

Taking an urgent multi-turd bowel movement

I ate half a block of pepper jack cheese last night so I gotta find a toilet right away and free some slaves!

by Harry T Bags November 03, 2013

free slave

Being born into the servitude of ones choosing.

Why arent we doing what we love all day dog? Shit bruh we were born free slaves.

by NebulaDreams May 02, 2018

Freeing Slaves

taking a shit and multiple turds come out

Guy 1: "Hey man, where's Brad at?
Guy 2: "He'll be here, he's in the bathroom freeing slaves."

by mcdiggles95 September 26, 2023