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Free Runner 

1.A person who is not diagnosed as a retard, but clearly is.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.
Todd: Look at that guy over there. He's wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.
Free Runner by Totten Bwoi December 7, 2013

Political free runner 

Abbreviated P.F.R.; An individual who does not identify as a supporter for particular political party. They are called this because of how they usually make their own path that is consistent with their values and world views instead of just going by views held by other people, which is similar to what a free runner does when trying to move through an area.
Yassin does not strongly favor any political party over the others. They have made their own unique identity based on their values and beliefs. Yassin is a political free runner.

Fretrunner 

Fretrunner is to guitar what ricer is to cars.

A fretrunner tuns his amp louder than anyone else's, then proceeds to play some sloppy riffs. Most of the fretrunner's "technique" comes from effect pedals, but they still talk themselves up as if they didn't have on 3 types of delay. A fretrunner can only come down to earth if he is shown someone who can actually play the instrument.
Steve: He guys, you want to hear me rock???

Eric: No way, you just use delay you fretrunner!!!
Fretrunner by MarleyIII October 4, 2009