1 definition by Totten Bwoi

1.A person who is not diagnosed as a retard, but clearly is.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.
Todd: Look at that guy over there. He's wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.
by Totten Bwoi December 8, 2013
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