Free Blow 

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

Free Blow by lockenload23 July 24, 2016

free blowjob 

Trick question, no such thing.

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?

free blowjob by F0ckRite May 31, 2018

free blowage 

the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage

Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
Come over! We can play blowage...
It'll be fun AF

free blowage by suckshuckpumprepeat_SHUCKPUMP May 4, 2018

free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.

Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.

free blowjob day by Yarster May 8, 2018

hands-free blowjob 

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.

Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!

hands-free blowjob by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020