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free blowjob 

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?
free blowjob by F0ckRite May 31, 2018

free blowage 

the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage
Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
Come over! We can play blowage...
It'll be fun AF

free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
free blowjob day by Yarster May 8, 2018

hands-free blowjob 

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.
Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!