free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Free Willy

Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.

My favorite way to jog or do jumping jacks is while I'm Free Willy.

by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023

Free Willy

When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole

Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying

by SaltySB October 11, 2011

free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

by disneysucks July 29, 2008

Free Willy

A penis that is not covered.

After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

free willie

Something you say when you see a whale.

Whooo free willie!!!

by isla September 02, 2004

free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003