freddy fazbear pizza

The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.

Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!

freddy fazbear pizza by ^_^ December 14, 2014

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Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.

5 children are said to have been murdered at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

Note: FNAF is an entirely fictional game.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza by its mum not mom u american shi July 13, 2020

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Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.

Hey, have you ever heard of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? You’d better watch out! I hear they come to life at night. And if you die, they hide your body and never tell anyone.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza by Uhh.Levi October 18, 2021

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Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria

Founded in the 1980's, this pizzeria has fun arcades and singing animatronics for children! Bring your kids here for a fun birthday party!

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria is in need of employment, specifically night security guards.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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