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shorty two forty 

A girl or woman of short stature who is capable of drinking two forty ounce bottles of beer or malt liquor in one sitting/evening.
"Yo that girl can DRINK!"
"Yeah, she's a Shorty Two Forty"

shorty one forty 

Most commonly used in the areas of New York and New Jersey to refer to your girlfriend, best friend, or main girl you associate with.
- Tonight I'm going out with shorty one forty. Today is our anniversary.
shorty one forty by Yomar June 29, 2017

fourth-base shortcut

Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
fourth-base shortcut by QuacksO October 8, 2017