The fourfinger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.
Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four fingerpain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.