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Fockling 

The action of pulling back the foreskin, placing your thumb on the head of the penis, placing the foreskin over your thumb. When you take out your thumb the Fock is the noise of the air being released between the thumb and head of penis.
"Awh got caught by my dad fockling last night"
"Ah unlucky. I'm alright because I fockle with mine"
Fockling by Little John July 27, 2015

fouling the pavement

1: What people continue to let their dogs do despite so-called laws.

2: What the council do by putting up all those hideous new lamp posts (usually featureless metal posts with shapeless lumps of plastic on top of them, resembling giant golf clubs). Thanks to carefree, penny-pinching councils, we now have old town and village centres looking like football pitches full of floodlights. We also have landfill sights struggling to cope with the thousands of perfectly good lamp posts which have been removed due to pointless rules and regulations.
Howcome the council don't get fined for fouling the pavement. Go away and take your cheap rubbish with you.
Fouling is very nasty! If u have a dirty mind
"Fouling all over me" means slapping and playing with a girls boobs or butt.
fouling by HiThereHiThere January 4, 2016

Fonkle (Fonkling)

The action of urinating into a partners anus until the anus is completely filled (peeing into a butthole).
My girl wants me to Fonkle (Fonkling) her so I've been drinking lots of water.