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The action of pulling back the foreskin, placing your thumb on the head of the penis, placing the foreskin over your thumb. When you take out your thumb the Fock is the noise of the air being released between the thumb and head of penis.

"Awh got caught by my dad fockling last night"
"Ah unlucky. I'm alright because I fockle with mine"

Fockling by Little John July 27, 2015

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Fucklings

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.

There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."

Fucklings by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

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fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

fuckling by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

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FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH

Definition of Hottie Landon

Person 1: DAMNNNN!!! HOTTIE LANDON IS ONE FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!!

FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021

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ugly fuckling

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare

*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling

ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

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fuckling

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can

Shut the fuck up, you fuckling

fuckling by drfreeze December 11, 2006

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fuckling

a mini-fucker, a little shithead

That fuckling stole my lip gloss!

fuckling by Sissy March 8, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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