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Fockling 

The action of pulling back the foreskin, placing your thumb on the head of the penis, placing the foreskin over your thumb. When you take out your thumb the Fock is the noise of the air being released between the thumb and head of penis.
"Awh got caught by my dad fockling last night"
"Ah unlucky. I'm alright because I fockle with mine"
Fockling by Little John July 27, 2015
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Fucklings 

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.
There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."
Fucklings by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

fuckling 

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.
Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.
fuckling by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH 

Definition of Hottie Landon
Person 1: DAMNNNN!!! HOTTIE LANDON IS ONE FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!!

ugly fuckling 

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare
*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

fuckling 

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can
Shut the fuck up, you fuckling
fuckling by drfreeze December 11, 2006

fuckling 

a mini-fucker, a little shithead
That fuckling stole my lip gloss!
fuckling by Sissy March 8, 2005