fotre 

the lowliest of types, usually enjoying lazy Sundays in used wedding dresses and cheap lipstick. Always, always, always, has his/her hair in a fauxhawk that seems like it should be on the suspenders of Andre the Giant. Also has a huge man crush on Mr. T, and the black power Ranger. If given the choice of doing something that could better the world, or chew on fart bubbles in the bath, you would find a fotre filling up the bathtub.

I know I have responsibilities to stand up to, like making sure my kids are fed, the trash taken out, and my grandmothers back waxed, but fuck it, I think I will just fotre it for the day.

fotre by E5 type May 28, 2010

Foreclosure By Owner 

A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.

It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.

Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.

Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.

Foreclosure By Owner by ImperialFleet1 September 24, 2011

forealsies

An acceptable means to express just how real or how serious a situation is.

London: "I just ran over Bryce's girlfriend with my car."
Kim: "Forealsies?"

forealsies by kimdon March 23, 2009

foreground window 

what microsoft sam won't shut up about

"foreground window, push space bar, click here, etc."

foreground window by tom123456 December 25, 2007

Forearm grease 

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.

Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu

Forearm grease by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014

Fore-text 

Similar to a premise. A text or group of texts supporting or helping to support a conclusion.

"From the fore-text gathered, we can conclude that he committed the crime.

Fore-text by Joseph_Dbeloved November 29, 2020

Foreground obstruction crew 

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

Foreground obstruction crew by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv August 28, 2006