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Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.
Fossilitis
Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011
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Fossiled 

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover
Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)
Fossiled by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019

fossiltute 

a prostitute that is older than 50 years, prolly not making any dough
Xandir--"you know my grandma is a fossiltute."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."

fossiled 

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled
fossiled by Yfjyvgygygy March 4, 2018