Fossiled

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover

Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)

by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019

fossiled

Getting posterized in basketball

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled

by Yfjyvgygygy March 4, 2018

fossildick

1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.

Do you see that old geezer over there? That "fossildick" asked out my 19 year old sister.

by Jendoll July 31, 2006

fossildick

Elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

Old men who want to date young women.

Yuck, that nasty 'fossildick' keeps staring at me. I heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.

by J-doll September 9, 2008