fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 20, 2003

fortune cookie

An Asian girl's pussy.

Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.

by P. Galore January 23, 2004

fortune cookie

A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it

me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)

by Ryuman757 May 18, 2008

fortune cookie

Lies.

My fortune cookie lied to me. :(

by jessijinx1017 January 02, 2010

fortune cookie

snow bunny but for Asian girls; hard to find but lucky to have.

Asian girls that only go for 🥷🥷

Yea, she’s the only fortune cookie at our school

by boldfortune444 May 08, 2022

fortune cookie

My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!

What future does your fortune cookie bring?

by but the food was so good I didn't know. September 26, 2003

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 12, 2003