Fortuna A

A paranoid, cock-blocking freak who tells the half-truth yet is afraid to live up to it. She's dirty-minded and a hard-core who doens't give up easily and loves to make sex jokes. She is a level A freak who loves to give fellatio (guys her # is... lol). She hates the world and the everything that lives but all-in-all she's a really cool girl (and friend!!!!) Marked by bad fortune btw

Omg, did you see that Fortuna girl in school today?

by Someone who doesn't care March 14, 2005

Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.

I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.

by SF Skipster September 22, 2006

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

a small fortune

a large amount of money.

"that dusty old painting on the wall could be worth a small fortune"

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024

Audaces Fortuna Iuvat

A sentence usually yelled before a gladiator absolutely destroys your foot.

Gladiator: Audaces Fortuna Iuvat!
Your feet: x_x

by admorteminimicus April 6, 2022

Agent of Fortune

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018