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farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.
You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!
farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

craig fergeson 

host of the late late night show, spelled Craig Ferguson...
its not craig fergeson, its craig ferguson dumb ass...LRN2SPELL
craig fergeson by tempaccount September 23, 2007

Forderon 

Pronounced "Forderón". Nickname given to the Toronto Raptors' prolific point guard duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon. They shared the position from 2006-2008 until Ford was traded to Indiana in a six player trade in June 2008.

Other variations: Caldeford or T.Jose Caldeford
"But now the Raptors have an answer for all of that. Thanks to the prolific posters at Realgm.com, their two-headed, four-named duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon has been shortened to Forderon for the sake of brevity and, truth be told, accuracy.

The big-name one names dominate the top of the NBA's point guard statistics, which ideally communicate both efficiency and generosity.

Chris Paul leads the NBA with an average of 10.6 assists a game. Kidd is second with 10.4, while Williams has 10 and Nash and Davis have 8.9 and 8.8, respectively.

But Forderon might be superior to all of them. Ford is sixth in assists with an average of 8.1 a game, while Calderon is tied for 14th with 6.6. No other point guard duo has two halves in the top 20 in the league."

-Michael Grange writing about Forderon in a Globe and Mail article
Forderon by alvinsanity August 24, 2008

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"
farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

Turd Furgeson 

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.
Turd Furgeson by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Fergerson 

One of the five fergerson, ferguson, fergison, furgerson, furguson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.
Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson

Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.

Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either

Bill:yes
Fergerson by godfree34 April 2, 2009
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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