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for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.
Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.
for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

for totes def 

Literally translates as 'for totally definitely.' Used as an emphatic way of agreement to a statement or question. Also used in text or instant messaging.
Cara: Let's go night swimming.
Gav: Is there a spot nearby?
Christina: For totes def...Simonton is a couple blocks away! You wanna go?
Gav: For totes def!!!!

Rosalie: You want us to meet you two at Irish Kevin's?
Christina: For totes def!
for totes def by cmgccskw6910 June 21, 2010

Totes for goats

Yeah man! That’s totes for goats!

totes for ser 

totally for serious. meaning total business. seriousness. like serious situation.
omg, i am like totes for ser that he said that!
totes for ser by Kimbob22 May 19, 2012

totes debbie for a NiCMO 

Totally desperate for a noncommittal make out
I've been at this club for 4 hours now and nothing. I'm totes debbie for a NiCMO!
totes debbie for a NiCMO by famf January 31, 2009

Hoes for toes

1- A hoe who a an obsessive fetish for 10 year olds toes

2- I nonprofit organization that gives the right toes to the right hoes
10 yr old: Stop licking my toe
Hoe: But it tastes so good hoes for toes are bae
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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