boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower August 17, 2017

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 12, 2020

Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.

“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”

by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021

Vibe tax

Extra money paid purely for the vibes

“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack

“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti

by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022

The Gay Tax

The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.

“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”

by Ciiinderellly January 6, 2022

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

Fanning Tax

The opposite of Fanum Tax. When you get Fanning taxed you take a extra bite

Luke: Get Fanning Taxed!
Me: *Takes a bite*

by Fanningtax October 24, 2023