Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd September 25, 2008

ass tax

Slang for getting a little. Usually used in boasting form amongst friends.

"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."

I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.

by WillC23 February 20, 2004

Ass tax

n. (1)Created while mispronouncing "brass tacks" as in "let's get down to brass tacks."
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.

"You betta need to be payin me that ass tax!"

by Paul July 3, 2006

Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.

“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”

by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021

tax that ass

tax that ass = pimp a ho

im going to tax that ass, make money from a ho

by FreddyDog October 26, 2005

Tax that ass

To have rough but enjoyable sex with someone; wanting to have sex

Shawty bad as hell, if she let me fuck Ima TAX that ass

by Hung yu May 5, 2017

tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.

1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!

by Markobrad October 18, 2006