a standing sex position, the hanky-panky, the vertical mambo; all the while with perhaps someone you'll regret, i.e., isn't up to your standards, but you don't care because you're lookin' to "gettit" and getting it anyway possible
Antonym: Steppin' on the wrong foot and doing the right thing
A standing sex position, et al, with perhaps someone who is better than you, out-of-your-league; but you play it off like you're the grand player that you is. ~whomp whomp~
I'm in the mood for steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing tonight and I don't care! The midgit's gonna gettit! Oh, Oh! ~whomp whomp~
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.