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Foot Thong

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".
Foot Thong by jeffstick May 18, 2011

Foot thong thingy 

“Hey Steven you left your foot thong thingy!”

foot thongs 

Sandals with toe straps; chanks
Girl, you cannot wear those foot thongs to a job interview!
foot thongs by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2022

Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing 

As quoted by Austin Powers in his movies, to have sexual intercourse.
"Come on baby, Yeah! Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing."

Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing 

a standing sex position, the hanky-panky, the vertical mambo; all the while with perhaps someone you'll regret, i.e., isn't up to your standards, but you don't care because you're lookin' to "gettit" and getting it anyway possible

Antonym: Steppin' on the wrong foot and doing the right thing
A standing sex position, et al, with perhaps someone who is better than you, out-of-your-league; but you play it off like you're the grand player that you is. ~whomp whomp~
I'm in the mood for steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing tonight and I don't care! The midgit's gonna gettit! Oh, Oh! ~whomp whomp~
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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