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foolitics 

football and politics mixed together.
Greeks, by being unable to realise the seriousness of the situation, thought that foolitics would help them solve their financial problems.
foolitics by le_garcon June 25, 2012
When politics stinks like poo because it has the power to make people think and do shitty things on all sides of the poolitical spectrum.
Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.

*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*
poolitics by Chumptownpresident March 4, 2017

Foonities 

(Fu-Nit-eez) adj. - Originated from Newark, NJ. A way to describe Women's Breast.

Also used as "Fu-Fu's"
"Did you see Monica's outfit?"

"Yeah, she had the foonities lookin' real nice"
Foonities by Dutch Neck Slang August 10, 2009

footitis 

ex;
Caitlin-"Josh my feet hurt."
Josh-"You've got footitis."
<3. lmfao.
footitis by CAITLIN MARY January 5, 2008

Foulities 

When someone doesn’t want to hear about your nasty ways
Dillon I don’t want to hear your foulities
Foulities by Db7fan June 16, 2020

foolstick 

Damn guy is a foolstick.!
foolstick by Smac2001 April 9, 2019
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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