food fit 

In which one lashes out in anger or frustration due to extreme hunger

“SHUT UP, KYLE”

“Alright Mary don’t throw a food fit”

food fit by LoveToMakeStuffUp January 5, 2018

Food fitting 

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

Food fitting by dudebizho November 6, 2009