foochery 

n.
1. Cowardice in the face of mild danger or petty authority.
2. Strained, awkward conversation between authority figures (band directors, police officers, etc.) and terrified bitches (see Fooch the Gooch.)
3. Pretending to be asleep to avoid a hotel clerk's admonitions to be quiet.

"ID? I don't have any ID on me, actually."
shows ID
"Wow, what foochery."

foochery by jayque07 September 12, 2003

Foocher 

Foocher is that one person who is always in the front of the room, yelling and showing off their titties to everyone who wants to see, and to those who don't want to see. Too bad for those people, because they saw anyways. They enjoy attention to the point of doing anything to get it. Even if they have to have sex with a hobo to get the attention

"Man, that Foocher is always showing off his dick to everyone."

Foocher by stuffandthings00 July 8, 2014

Foocher 

The foocher is the much-to-be-desired result from what people had hoped for the future.

The future is that wonderful time in which people in the past thought they would live, but they wind up living in a somewhat disappointing, let-down time of the "foocher".

We thought the future would bring us hover cars, space colonies and happy longer lives; but we wound up with a foocher of smart-phones and rampant malignant narcissistic self-importance. Welcome to the foocher!

Foocher by Twajjo July 6, 2024