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fontas

An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".

An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.

Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"

A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.
I lost 50% of my coins, I just got fontas'd!
by Boxman_90 October 6, 2013
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fontas

Noun: An individual who pump's and dump's the alt currency markets like a boss.
Fontas been fiddling those markets again
by cryptoking September 24, 2013
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Fantashia

Pretty has talent she's a savage she may look nice on the outside but she is a thug in the inside she's a jawn she cute she has her ways to get what she wants she's hot sexy beautiful and friendly Fantashia will be short for Fanny , Phanny, or Tashia
That girl is a Fantashia man!!

Damnnn Fantashia
by Tawaa December 3, 2016
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fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.
"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
by F reshleaf April 16, 2022
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mullet fantasia

The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.
Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.
by Jim Sammartino October 3, 2008
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Mister Fantasmo

A commentator for his own Modern Warfare 2 gameplay on youtube. He is as funny as shit and refers to his viewers and fans as 'his nuggets.' He plays free-for-all and is famous for his 'killstreakless' nuke videos.
Mister Fantasmo-"Whats up my nuggets! Mister Fantasmo here."
by xhaphanus July 2, 2010
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Fantasmorgasmic

Adj; Fantastic to the point of orgasm.

root from the words orgasm and fantastic.
Like oh my god - that cake was SO fantasmorgasmic, my mouth will be watering forever.
by Garri October 17, 2004
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