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An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".

An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.

Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"

A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.
I lost 50% of my coins, I just got fontas'd!
fontas by Boxman_90 October 6, 2013
Words you can keep
Noun: An individual who pump's and dump's the alt currency markets like a boss.
Fontas been fiddling those markets again
fontas by cryptoking September 24, 2013

Fantashia 

Pretty has talent she's a savage she may look nice on the outside but she is a thug in the inside she's a jawn she cute she has her ways to get what she wants she's hot sexy beautiful and friendly Fantashia will be short for Fanny , Phanny, or Tashia
That girl is a Fantashia man!!

Damnnn Fantashia
Fantashia by Tawaa December 3, 2016
When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.
"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

mullet fantasia 

The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.
Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.
mullet fantasia by Jim Sammartino October 3, 2008

Mister Fantasmo

A commentator for his own Modern Warfare 2 gameplay on youtube. He is as funny as shit and refers to his viewers and fans as 'his nuggets.' He plays free-for-all and is famous for his 'killstreakless' nuke videos.
Mister Fantasmo-"Whats up my nuggets! Mister Fantasmo here."
Mister Fantasmo by xhaphanus July 2, 2010

Fantasmorgasmic 

Adj; Fantastic to the point of orgasm.

root from the words orgasm and fantastic.
Like oh my god - that cake was SO fantasmorgasmic, my mouth will be watering forever.
Fantasmorgasmic by Garri October 17, 2004
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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