fontai

A Tall Weird Guy that has a lot of family and strength he loves playing video games including Fortnite,GTA 5,etc.. He is awesome to his family and friends.

That Fontai is really good at video games

by Jxff936 March 17, 2018

Boss Fountain

The large source of health, ammunition, magic, etc. found directly before a boss fight.

Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?

Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.

by omegaAngel July 20, 2013

foxtailing

A manner in which a person walks that allows them to retain a fox tail and/or cat tail butt plug within their rectum.

Johnny was foxtailing through the intersection on his way to the local dance club.

by Rain dog red November 13, 2017

Cream Fountain

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

by byron523 April 12, 2009

fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?

Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!

by Nnnick September 3, 2006

Magical Fountain

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.

Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!

by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015