fonics monkey Share definition Flag A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks. Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh fonics monkey by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the fonics monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch