Verb. To beat mercilessly.
Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
by Brandon March 12, 2004
Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.
by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006
1) To be struck with an obvious answer or response, when asking a question (usually with implied connotations).
2) To get an unintended answer.
2) To get an unintended answer.
Bob: Hey George, how do you make your long distance calls? (really asking if he used a calling card or etc.)
George: The telephone.
"Bob was fonged."
George: The telephone.
"Bob was fonged."
by ibejason May 5, 2003
Verb.
To hit in the head any amount of times with a wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape.
Different forms: fong (the act of fonging), fonged (the act of fonging in the past), Fongler (one who fongs), Fongling Ball (the wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape that is used in the act of fonging), fongled (the term used by a person to describe the instance in which he or she was fonged), The Fongled (those who have been fonged.
Origins: Variation of the "Fong" in a Knight's Tale.
To hit in the head any amount of times with a wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape.
Different forms: fong (the act of fonging), fonged (the act of fonging in the past), Fongler (one who fongs), Fongling Ball (the wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape that is used in the act of fonging), fongled (the term used by a person to describe the instance in which he or she was fonged), The Fongled (those who have been fonged.
Origins: Variation of the "Fong" in a Knight's Tale.
I will fong you!
Different forms: I will fong you! I fonged him yesterday! You are such a Fongler! I found the Fongling Ball! I have been fongled! They are of the Fongled.
Different forms: I will fong you! I fonged him yesterday! You are such a Fongler! I found the Fongling Ball! I have been fongled! They are of the Fongled.
by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008
by Mou_sk May 29, 2022
someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Without a fongie-wongie life couldnt be any crazier
a fong wong
by Jnow April 21, 2003
by hurshalla January 17, 2009