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The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.
Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
by Abort November 26, 2008

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