Definitions by Abort

foner 

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

foner by Abort December 15, 2008