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folkles

1. people who you consiter yourself one of although behind your back they are making all the arrangements neccasary to make sure they never see you again. This may include pasting artichokes to their arms and dancing around a herd of flamingos in order to make them run at the person who says: folkles
2. A Swiss kind of drumming involving a sledgehammer made of frozen pudding, a pink weasel, and a JELL-O Al Gore
hehe. i like those folkles, although i'm not sure y they spend all that time in that room with everything i'm allergic to inside of it
by Dunky McFry May 3, 2003
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Ryan Follese

An amazing man, with such a great personality. He is THE guy to have! He is nice, loving, a great singer, and funny. :) He's sweet and the best guy you will ever meet. An amazing singer and you will be addicted to his face, bod, and music!
"Omg did you just hear an angel?"
"Oh, no that was Ryan Follese!"

"Dude someone's looking hott....."
"Yeah he's totally pulling a Ryan Follese!"
by FolleseFever December 23, 2011
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folkestone

nice town, needs a repaint and a decent night club
Q.going to folkestone tonight
A. shame about the crap night clubs
by wisearse April 12, 2010
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Follese

Follese' is the last name of people who are musically talented and very attractive! Although the girls in this family prefer basketball. You are a very lucky person if you know a Follese' they are the sweetest guys ever and are in possibly the best band in the world HOT CHELLE RAE!!! <3<3.
Dude that guy playing guitar over there is pretty hot" "omg yeah is that his hot brother on drums?" "OMG they must be follese's
by zomgbebz! July 26, 2010
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Folkestone

Seaside town on the south east coast of England. Population around 50,000. Features of note: Debenhams (geriatrics' department store), two branches of Sainsbury's (a British supermarket), The Leas Cliff Hall (entertainment venue for once great acts before they finally fold or retire), for some reason a couple of very good grammar schools (The Folkestone School for Girls, The Harvey Grammar School), The Channel Tunnel and also 304 funeral directors.

Minor features: A pleasant fishing harbour, a soft drinks factory (Silver Spring Mineral Water Co Ltd), some chalk hills and a town centre infested with Chavs. Focal point of life for under eighteens is probably McDonald’s or KFC. For the over 65’s then it’s one of the 285 General Practitioners the town boasts – or the Cardiac Unit at the William Harvey Hospital, Ashford, prior to the services of the above mentioned army of undertakers.

Folkestone is not a young person's town, though does seem to be a minor magnet for asylum seekers. You can often see the police picking them up on the motorway where they’ve just popped out of the back of some unsuspecting lorry that’s just arrived on the Eurotunnel or on a ferry in Dover.
Yes, I've been to Folkestone. Biggest departure lounge in Britain - thousands of old codgers shuffling around waiting for the Grim Reaper or a Blue-Cross Saver Day at Debenhams. The air was full of vultures waiting for an easy meal.
by Wizards Sleeve July 19, 2008
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folkestone

My god, this place is worse than folkestone!
by Fred January 5, 2004
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Folkestone

a loose cunt (named after the entrance to the channel tunnel)
couldnt tell ya, how many a brave solier was lost in that folkestone!
by Sam December 1, 2003
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