A noob so undeniably new and inexperienced at a particular activity or event that it is fo sho inarguable whether that person is a noob or not anymore. By being called a noob foshoob, it is without a doubt that that person is terrible or lame and everyone else knows it.
Curtis: You are a noob fo shoob.
Jer: I'm so noob I don't even have a comeback.
Matt: Owned.
Getting tired of the same old slang terminology for sleeping such as "take a disco nap," "crash," or "40 winks?" Try new and improved fo' shoozie my snoozie! It's chalked full of snoopdogganese, and good for your colon! Proper English translation: For certain, I shall promptly engage in some much needed rest.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!