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Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016
Related Words
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Flaglefluff 

The cheesy like substance that excreats from a dead clown on a dining tables anus and mouth.
Dude, did you see all that flaglefluff coming outta that nigga?

I know bro, we could make a crap load of a chessy soup. I'm happy as hell now!!!
Flaglefluff by mcnarley5 November 18, 2009

fanglebang

Finger-banging in the anal region.
I just got out of a relationship, so I'm not going to sleep with him, but we totally fanglebanged.
fanglebang by downtownjb June 28, 2010

Finagle's Law 

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.
Anything that can go wrong, will.
Finagle's Law by Belatu July 26, 2004

finagle a bagel 

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible
A "little fag".
The word is usually used to refer to lesbians as opposed to gay males.
It is mostly used as a term of endearment among lesbians, and directed toward one another in a joking, non-threatening manner.
Example 1-
Woman #1: "Hey guys, check out my new Subaru-- it came with a sweet kayak rack! Now I'm going to rugby practice."
Woman #2: "God, you're such a faglet."

Example 2-
Woman #1: "Look, there's my Women's Studies teacher walking down the street."
Woman#2: "Is she a faglet?"
Woman#1: "Uh yeah! Look at her Birkenstocks and mullet, dude."
faglet by A.B.K. October 9, 2007