A fine line between a dildo and a chainsaw, a FLUGENHIEMER is a gun shaped device with three big ass vibrating dildos on it(each with different settings), a gas powered motor(similar to that of a chainsaw), and a laser pointer for pin point penetration.
The loud noise coming from my bedroom may have sounded like I was doing construction, but don't be alarmed it was only my flugenhiemer...but all the screaming, it was muffled by the noise of the reving motor
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.