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fluffessionals 

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.
Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!
fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

fluffless muffin 

a fluffless muffin is a sweet juicy shaved pussy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a Portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her pussy fluffless muffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.

then whip up a quick Portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
fluffless muffin by ike randy June 14, 2010

FluffyNoises 

Fluffy Noises are noises that a fluffy creature make and its also a name for someone that is fluffy and cute
that animal makes fluffynoises
FluffyNoises by furrylover21 July 2, 2020

fluffywisse

Filwah also known as fluffy is my best buddy! She's really fun to be around and a hella interresting person like what??? I could literally bring up anything and she'd either have very VERY cool smart thaughts on it or she's just gonna make funny jokes!! I can't match her awesomeness but I appreciate her and her undying love for a certain celebrity named Wilbur soot. Fluffy is the definition of cool I love being around her she's just a cool person like what I love her sm she's awesome
Person a: woah who's that person? She sounds so cool
Quinn: she's my mom!! She likes Wilbur soot and dsmp and she hates everyone else
Fluffywisse: what are you doing in my house
fluffywisse by Quinnloveschilde April 22, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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