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Flowerstain 

The name of a goblin in English folklore who would tell jokes to adventurers, and then make them pay in high amounts of gold. It is said that she had joined an order of knights who named themselves "OK", and is also said multiple times in Irish folklore that Flowerstain the Goblin cursed the salmon in many of the rivers that flow to the mainland from the coasts. All accounts of Flowerstain the Goblin refer to her as being in a state of constant boredom until a traveler comes by, to which she becomes increasingly interested in said traveler's money.

Handfulls of Southern Irish and English towns refer to people who are trying to scam or manipulate during a sale a Flowerstain, in reference to the old folklore stories.
"Oi, Bruv, this here is worth 10 quid but I'll give it to ya for 7!"

"Piss off, ya Flowerstain! I saw just this morning that it's worth no more than 5 quid!"
Flowerstain by Kosher! November 5, 2020

flowersack 

In multiplayer videogames, where a player, after killing another player initiates a teabag, but goes fully prone and repeatedly moves back and forth.
Did you see me flowersack that noob just now?
flowersack by ckvllmhffy May 26, 2009

Floresca 

A large group of flowers on the floor
Watch your step, don't walk on the floresca
Floresca by Michael Wade March 24, 2008

Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
St Louis NoCo Flo Mo Florissant
Florissant by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010

Flowfessional 

When there's that DJ on the decks doing all sorts of CRAZY stuff. He's doing everything right and making the crowd get hyped, maybe with a few PULL UPS and a few RELOADS. And your thinking, "this guy is the best, he is the master at this, he should do this for a living" ....

He's a Professional DJ controlling the Flow

He's a Flowfessional
Charlie: "YO Andy! Who's that shit-hot DJ and MC on the stage????"
Andy "Haven't you heard of them, their new! ... That's DJ Detweiller and MC Tudacris"
Charlie: "Them two can do anything, they must have gone to DJ school or something?!"
Andy: "hahaha, I know man, them two are flowfessionals!"
Flowfessional by MC Tudacris August 7, 2011

Flowless 

When the flow is looking great. Specifically used for describing a guys hair.
Man, my hair looks flowless right now.
Flowless by cpiggs January 20, 2011
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