flutied

dirty, unkempt, a mess completely defying common sense.

Damn man, have you seen the inside of chris' car? Completely flutied!

by sound flutie May 3, 2006

flutied

drunk and stoned to the point where you're delusional

I was so flutied, I thought I was so fast I had division 1 speed.

by Chris Flutie November 11, 2005

Flutied

the act of someone droping someone into the ground and then cunt punting them into the air

Ya she was being a bitch so I flutied her right across the room.

by jakcson jakolantern July 6, 2010

Flutie Funnel

Pouring alcohol down a women's ass crack then drinking it in the tossed salad position. This was invented by Buffalo Bills fan base.

I just drank from the flutie funnel...bruh!

by zacherzach October 18, 2016

flutie

doing all the hard work until the peak and pivotal moment of success, at which time the rug us pulled out from under you and someone else is inserted in your position. Sometimes receiving your glory, but more often, failing miserably.

A reference to Doug Flutie's career in the NFL.

I heard they pulled a flutie on you man. You worked so hard on that presentation, and the sales promotion was such a success and then to let that lazy suck up move right in and take over the division. Now that division is in trouble.

Yep, they flutied me, they fukin flutied me!

by robobear October 9, 2014

Doug Flutie

a fresh grape swisher sweet cigar

"damn josh you got one of them fruity ass doug flutie`s again"

by thuglifer May 28, 2009

Fluted

Mouth sex with tongue inside female vagina , or clitoris

Anne: How is it go'ng on inside ??
Brian: Aw...Aw..Well , It's fluted hard..

by Led2ria3n April 22, 2019