Definitions by flo

cell safety 

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

cell safety by Flo January 14, 2010

LOAF 

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

LOAF by Flo October 10, 2006

scene 

Scene Is Mutated Emo.

First They were Emo kids, Then They were Scene, Now they are Fags. What ever next?

scene by Flo January 12, 2006

Mahusive

A Mixture or Massive and Huge.

"OH my God! That Man had a Mahusive arse"

Mahusive by Flo January 11, 2006

roll hard 

To go out and make a mess, spend a lot, get smashed, twisted, stoned, fight, party till morning, etc.

"Yo make sure you reach the club tonight, we're gonna roll hard tonight mofo!

roll hard by Flo May 13, 2005

Mastress 

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.

Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.

Mastress by Flo February 2, 2005

daytime 

A meeting in the middle of the day in which a group of people join up to have sex, an orgy.

yo, what up with that daytime? whos gonna go?

daytime by Flo August 7, 2004