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1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.

2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.
When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.
by Kurt91 May 08, 2005
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The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
by matt beast November 13, 2006
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Something believed to be based in dubious science or nonsensical. Especially when it comes to repairing magical time traveling swords.
SOPA is all nonsense... it's floppycock.
by Warofart December 16, 2011
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The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
by matt beast November 10, 2006
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The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
by vicious beast November 09, 2006
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