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Flop ass 

Basically a synonym for douchebag. Can mean anyone that is either scurvy, a putz, stupid, lame, dorky, or a nerd.
That guy has rubber testicles hanging from his back bumper, what a flop ass!!

So you spent all last night Watching MadTV? You are a flop ass!
Flop ass by Tripton July 24, 2008
A brand of Aerosol sprayed in the ass to seal it and thus prevent it from farting. Usually applied forcefully in dark places.
That guy was farting a lot, so I beat him up and put some Flonass in his crack to shut his ass up.

flopasaurus rex 

That one friend who consistently flops on the plans
Theo is a flopasaurus rex
Noun; someone who runs their mouth too much
Shut the hell up flapass”
flapass by Unrealisticquote October 21, 2022

Flip flop ass drop 

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.