Flonker

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Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

Flonker by mimus September 11, 2008

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Flonker

An attractive young lady

Damn Doug, did you see that bitch? That bitch a FLONKER... slim waist cute face AND FAT OL ASS

Flonker by Ogpaperstackz April 14, 2019

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flonkers • flonkerton • Dingus flonker • Tommy flonker • Flanker • flocker • floner • flinker • flonger • flunker

Flonker

A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.

Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker

Flonker by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018

Flonker

A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.

Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker

Flonker by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

Tommy flonker by papijohn November 21, 2017

Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot

wow john you are such a dingus flonker

Dingus flonker by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019

Cock flocker

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

A whore.

Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.

Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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