Flonker 

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

Flonker by mimus September 11, 2008

Flonker 

An attractive young lady

Damn Doug, did you see that bitch? That bitch a FLONKER... slim waist cute face AND FAT OL ASS

Flonker by Ogpaperstackz April 14, 2019

Flonker 

A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.

Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker

Flonker by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018

Flonker 

A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.

Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker

Flonker by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018

Tommy flonker 

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

Tommy flonker by papijohn November 21, 2017

Dingus flonker 

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot

wow john you are such a dingus flonker

Dingus flonker by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019

Cock flocker 

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

A whore.

Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.

Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009