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1.A THREE MONTH HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE THE COMING OF THE TOHN. WHERE ABOUT EVERY PARTICIPANT HELPS PREPARE FOR THE FEAST AND FESTIVITIES. 2. A NAME YOU WOULD CALL SOMEONE IF PROVOKED. A COMBINATION OF EVERY "CURSE" WORD PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE
1.ARE YOU GOING TO HELP PREPARE FOR THE FLOGGNARK OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE OUT CAST THIS YEAR.

2.LISTEN YOU FLOGGNARK! IF YOU DONT SHUT YOU FLOGGNARK, I WITH FLOGGNARK THE FLOGGNARK OUT OF YOU!
by SHAST McNASTY July 11, 2011
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Flognar Destroyer Of Worlds

Hey man you wanna hang out?

Sorry I can’t Flognar destroyer of worlds killed me last week
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Flognar

1. To describe someone or yourself when in a state of bliss, or just plain happyness, or when in a state of utter dispair, or just plain sadness.

2. A planet located somewhere in the solar system. Also refers to an alien race, however there is no connection between the planet and the race other than the name.
1. Josh "Wow, I feel so flognar right now!"
Douche Bag "CHEER UP ASSHOLE!!@"
Josh "Aww, now I'm flognar..."

2. Alien Y "Isn't Flogar beautiful this time of night?"
Alien x "Why is it called Flognar, but we are the alien race of Flognar, and we don't even have any relation to it other than our name?"
Alien Y "...I...don't...know...Wanna makeout?"
by Eddie the cool kid September 8, 2006
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Flognart

A degree of measurement comparable to a cunt hair.
Our scale is accurate within a 10th of a flognart.
by marked4deth January 13, 2009
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Flognard

Def: the phenomenon when one poops and pees at the same time.
My pretty kitty couldn’t make it to the littler box in time. The Flognard was unbearable
by Thehurst88 August 19, 2024
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