flocci facio

Latin for "I don't give a shit." It directly translates to "I make a tuft of wool (of that situation)," essentially meaning "I make nothing of this."
"Yo I saw your ex hooking up with someone at the bar tonight"
"Flocci facio bro, that bitch was crazy"
by sexta October 03, 2018
mugGet the flocci faciomug.

flocci non facio

Loser: I'm broke! Well at least I can depend on my best friend, right?
Friend: Flocci non facio!
by Carl Song December 24, 2005
mugGet the flocci non faciomug.