floateee 

a person that does the following

- only wears expensive brands and jewellery to TRY to impress
- brags about his/her "swag"
- always yells in a deep gangster voice
-generally a poser try hard

guy 1: yo bro look at my gucci and mah ed hardy got mah SWAGGER ON FULL ATTACK BRO!!

guy 2: holy! this guy is FLOATEEE haha !

floateee by freshness/doom2036 November 8, 2011

Floatdeep 

The act of assuming the role as the best, the most successful, the greatest of all time.

The epitome of greatness.

I am floating deep right now.
Gonna floatdeep all over these kids.
Floating so deep david attenborough is jealous.
Do me a favour floatdeep on .....

Floatdeep by fdforlife September 22, 2011

Floatee

A person who has risen time and again to a higher position at work despite their complete lack of skills. Like a piece of fecal matter that refuses to be flushed away, this 'floatee' not only keeps their job, but keeps going to the top.

Tom got to be network president by being a floatee and surviving the recent firings. No matter what he does, this floatee still rises to the top...

Floatee by Schmeckleman December 13, 2010