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your balls are flapping 

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear
"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

Ball Flapping 

The presentation of the scrotal sack, within a pair of knickers. Arranged to represent a oversized set of vagina lips (labia)

This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.

The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
(Mike) "ohhh, got a text from tom",

(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",

(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"

(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"

(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"

(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."

(Mike) *Face of shame*
Ball Flapping by Aderz August 21, 2011

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026