flinkman

the funniest dorky character ever on alias. also: flinkmanize

Marshall Flinkman: "It's a digital camera. I have it at 42 exposures, but I wanna get it to 47 because... it's a prime number. "

MARSHALL: LSD. Well, sort of. See, I started with a lysergic acid diethylamide-based serum and, you know… Flinkmanized it. Of course, he’s not gonna see any dancing bears on this trip, I promise you that. Not that – I mean, I heard… about it from a guy once. I’ve never…

flinkman by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005

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jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

jonah flinkman by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

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flunkman

It's a guy who won't fall for a girl, a guy who doesn't date or would get married to a girl. He just bangs them and leaves them for a one night stand.

Derek: Hey bro did you hear about what happened with John yesterday?
Dylan: Yeah bro I heard that he banged Monica and Steve's girl Amy.

Derek: That guy is such a Flunkman.
Dylan: I know right?

flunkman by Isaac Hawk July 27, 2017

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flingman

the opposite of a wingman, who's purpose is to weed out potential undesirable suitors.

Hey, that scumbag Charlie called me and asked me out on a date, wanna come be my flingman?

flingman by BDUBBBBBBS January 16, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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