flingman 

the opposite of a wingman, who's purpose is to weed out potential undesirable suitors.

Hey, that scumbag Charlie called me and asked me out on a date, wanna come be my flingman?

flingman by BDUBBBBBBS January 16, 2011

fligman

A fligman is a raging homosexual of epic proportions like the giant monkey from dragonball z. It is very insecure about it's sexuality It desperately thirsts for penises whether human or animal. A fligman is always up for a good pounding in the rear, then has the male urinate in their rectum soon after. A fligman is extremely gay in any circumstance such as walking up to a young male and grabbing his genitals stating: "Gimme dat dick"

Person 1: Dude that fligman is so gay

fligman by matthewfligman October 3, 2013

jonah flinkman 

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

jonah flinkman by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

flinkman

the funniest dorky character ever on alias. also: flinkmanize

Marshall Flinkman: "It's a digital camera. I have it at 42 exposures, but I wanna get it to 47 because... it's a prime number. "

MARSHALL: LSD. Well, sort of. See, I started with a lysergic acid diethylamide-based serum and, you know… Flinkmanized it. Of course, he’s not gonna see any dancing bears on this trip, I promise you that. Not that – I mean, I heard… about it from a guy once. I’ve never…

flinkman by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005

Flingan 

The male-specific identifier of a homosexual (ie: The male version of 'Lesbian').

A: "Jenny was hitting on Kyle"
B: "Wow doesn't she know he's a flingan?"

Flingan by bRewski1997 February 19, 2022

Flingyanus 

A flingyanus is a anus a that flings

Wow bro! Look at that flingyanus.

Dude that's so rad!

Flingyanus by Bigfloppa7271 September 23, 2022