Digitus's definitions

LMFAOIS

LMFAOIS

Internet slang term. An abbreviation of "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Into Space"

Reserved for rare times when you really laugh hard out loud at something that is very hilarious.

Guy #1 said, "Dude, I got a fucking STD from a virgin chick! It's bullshit! Bullshit, I say!"
Guy #2 simply said "LMFAOIS!"

by Digitus February 21, 2008

joystick

1. Noun. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.

1.Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"

2.Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."

3.Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"

by Digitus June 9, 2005

flies

n. Two or more pant zippers.

Plural form of "fly"

Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.

by Digitus September 5, 2005

wantingly

An adverb version of "want"

See examples as it will be better explained.

"He wantingly tries a jalapeño pepper every time he goes to the Mexican restaurant."
"She fucks the fat guy every day wantingly."
"The young guy wantingly talk with elderly people."

by Digitus September 6, 2005

joystick

n. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.

Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"

Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."

Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"

by Digitus August 23, 2005

char.

n. An abbreviation of "character"

The Asian girl asked, "What's your fav. Street Fighter char.?"
Digitus answered, "Def. Chun-Li, she's hot."
The Asian girl asked again, "Ahh, so you like her, huh? Why?"
Digitus replied, "Because if she was on top of me, she can use her lightning fast legs to hump!"
The Asian girl said, "We'll have to try out your fantasy soon.."
Digitus replied, "What? We will?! Sweet!"
The Asian girl grinned, "Yeah, I'll be your fav. char."

by Digitus August 23, 2005

min.

n. An abbreviation of "minute"

The Asian girl said, "C'mon Digitus! We've only 5 minutes for a quick fuck!"
Digitus replied, "I know, I know! Just give me a min."
Digitus finally whipped out his joystick and started doing the Asian girl.
Moments later, the Asian girl exclaimed, "Wow, you did me in like a min.!"

by Digitus September 5, 2005