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flat coke

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(see also flat)

Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.
Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.
flat coke by flat coke February 11, 2008
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flat coke • flat vanilla coke • flat • flat earther • Flat Tire • flat lander • flat ass • Flat Out • flat stanley • flat earth

flat vanilla coke 

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The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.
Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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