flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008