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flat as a board 

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no breasts
Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.
flat as a board by Jake March 6, 2004
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flat as a board • flat as a line • flat as a pancake • Flat as a plank • Flat as a rock • flat as a witch's tit • as flat as a witches tit • flata • Flat as Holland • Flat as Iris

flat as a board 

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a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases
hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!
flat as a board by jonathan July 31, 2005
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Flat as a board 

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Elise
Elise is flat as a board
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