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flappy dog

an open handed limp wristed bitch slap to the balls.
damnit chris im gonna give you the biggest flappy dog.
by rabidwolf23 July 4, 2005
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Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........
by Tong28 March 14, 2009
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Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.
Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.
by AvieAlum February 3, 2018
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floppy doggin'

when you are in a state of utter delirium and you find every little thing to be the funniest thing ever. it is similar to being drunk or high without the bad side affects. it usually happens when you are in the state of pure exhaustion. known to usually occur between the hours of 12am to 4am.
sam- "jessi, can you pass me the ketchup please?"

jessi-"your mom. hhhhhhahahahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

sam : "wow. you are really floppy doggin'"
by sam and winston and jessi October 18, 2008
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Floppy doggie

A person who is very cool and intelligent, and who is great in the bedroom
Yooo it’s floppy doggie
He’s a floppy doggie

The floppy doggie
by Floppydoggie February 21, 2023
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Floppydoggin'

laughter late at night. Comes while extremely tired. Usually uncontrollable.
If it is 3 in the morning and you can't stop laughing, odds are you are floppydoggin'. It can happen anytime you are really tired but it is usually late at night.
by Fletcher Knoxville September 15, 2007
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Flappydoodle

Flexible skirt used to retain sealant media along the center of a chuck rim. Both interior and exterior skirts of the maintain an accurate indexing of the seal in most typical JK-Design vacuum chucking arrangements.
By moulding the flappydoodles with the oogoo, a woodturner will be assured that his/her vacuum seal will be maintained.
by Woodturner-by-Nature December 16, 2012
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